more feedsWho's That Lady?
Let's have a little fun.
The other day I was chatting with some friends and the subject of calling resorts "ladies" came up. Later I was thinking about that and started matching famous (and infamous) women (dead or alive) to resorts on the Strip. thanks in advance to Joel, Stephen and Vince for helping me fill in some of the blanks. I need the help of you guys too, to form the perfect list. Please think of the woman and not roles she may have played.
Here's what I have so far:
The Cosmopolitan Lady Gaga Edgy, different,
Circus Circus Courtney Love Train-wreck
Venetian Elizabeth Taylor Too much perfume
Circus Circus Courtney Love Train-wreck
Venetian Elizabeth Taylor Too much perfume
Excalibur Roseanne Barr Loud, trashy, "where's my *#@*%* fanny-pack"
Encore Audrey Hepburn Beautiful, elegant, and fashionable
Tropicana Betty White Making a comeback
Riviera Jane Fonda Has-been
Aria Some neurotic psycho corporate bitch
Mandarin Oriental Donatella Versace You're wearing jeans "now, GET OUT!!"
Luxor Susan Sarandon Identity crisis
Caesars Kirstie Alley Used to be hot
Encore Audrey Hepburn Beautiful, elegant, and fashionable
Tropicana Betty White Making a comeback
Riviera Jane Fonda Has-been
Aria Some neurotic psycho corporate bitch
Mandarin Oriental Donatella Versace You're wearing jeans "now, GET OUT!!"
Luxor Susan Sarandon Identity crisis
Caesars Kirstie Alley Used to be hot
The rest is up to you....
The rest are up to you...
The rest are up to you...
Jane Fonda isn't a has-been, she's Hollywood Royalty. A better choice would be Meg Ryan or Melanie Griffith.
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Royalty?? she went against her own country durring war time. Her name is mud to me and should be to any American patriot.
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she hasn't done anything in over 30 years, and you would have to go back even farther to find a movie she did that was any good.
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NO, THEY WERE CORRECT TO CALL JANE FONDA A HAS-BEEN, AND NO, SHE IS HARDLY HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY. NOW HER FATHER, HOWEVER WAS, AND A WONDERFUL ACTOR; SHE WAS NOT EVEN THE LATTER. THE COSMOPOLITAN SEEMS TOO SOPHISTICATED TO HAVE LADY GAGA AS A RESPRESENTIVE. CATHERINE ZETA JONES MIGHT BE A BETTER CHOICE. ELIZABETH TAYLOR IS BETTER WITH CAESARS THAN VENETIAN, WITH DEMI MOORE THERE INSTEAD. FOR THE MIRAGE, JENNIFER LOPEZ. HEY, LIKE THE OTHERS, IT'S JUST AN OPINION. LOL.
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for aria - how about Barbara Boxer - washed up politicain who doesnt know when to quit
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Aria - Carly Fiorina - Corporate CEO who failed miserably, now trying a new career
Hard Rock - Megan Fox - hot, hip, and a touch slutty
Palms - Chloe Kardashian - trendy & stylish mixed with a touch of hoops baller attitude
Wynn - Marilyn Monroe - elegant and timeless
Mirage - Elle Macpherson - super hot in the day, but still looking good after all these years
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Trump Las Vegas...Lindsey Lohan (beautiful on the outside , empty on the inside)
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Well let's see....for Aria, how about Leona Helmsley---the "Queen of Mean"....
For Sahara, maybe an old classic--Katharine Hepburn....past her time, but well-jnown and respected
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How about the Harmon as Lindsey Lohan. Both have MAJOR issues.
I think Aria should be someone classy. I disagree with the corporate refernece.
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Mirage - Debbie Moore - Old, but still hot
Bellagio - Martha Stewart - Not sure why, just feels right
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Excalibur - Justin Bieber - kids are everywhere
(oh, I am aware that they're supposed to be girls! - WOAH!)
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Veer........Dolly Parton an attractive set of "twins"!
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I disagree....I think Hooters is a lot more appropriate for Dolly, wouldn't you agree??
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Keep 'em coming folks. this is getting good.
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Golden Nugget...Estelle Getty. The original "Golden Girl". A seasoned citizen that ages with style and grace.
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The Cosmopolitan - Blake Lively
Crystals - Nicole Richie
Palazzo - Kim Kardashian
Wynn/Encore - Jennifer Lopez
Hard Rock - Snookie
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Psycho corporate bitch - Martha Stewart. Also add unnecessarily (sp.) uptight.
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TI (treasure island): kiera knightly: pirate wenches'
mgm grand: judy garland: the original dorthy from wizard of oz
casino royal: vesper lynd, the fictional bond girl from casino royal the movie...and cuz i just like the dive-y little place.
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Wow, love the Keira Knightly for TI! That's solid. Either that or something country given the ever growing effect of Gilley's on the whole joint. Probably Jessica Simpson - fading in popularity.
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If you want something country, you should go with Debra Winger....hence "Gilley's" in URBAN COWBOY.
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New York New York - Whitney Houston - Heavy use of crack on the premises
Fontainebleau - Venus Williams - Pretty in photographs, hideous in real life
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Lady Gaga does not suit The Cosmopolitan.
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Mandalay Bay - Jodi Benson
New York New York - Sherri Shepherd
Flamingo - Edy Williams
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Planet Hollywood is Paris Hilton. Trendy, but no substance.
Bellagio is Marilyn Monroe.Elegance at it's finest, and still the benchmark for all who have come after her.
Monte Carlo is Grace Kelly. An understated beauty. and Grace Kelly was the princess of Monaco
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Ballegio- Vivian Leigh (Scarlette Ohara)
Hard Rock- Either Lita Ford or Joan Jett
Caesars Palace- HAS to be Cher, Older, but still as beautiful and relevant today as she ever was.
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Sahara Elizabeth Taylor soon to be under ground
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Las Vegas Hilton= Has to be a women that has had allot of plastic surgery and continually trying to look good but, never gonna happen.
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